WALRUS GUYS
WALRUSES! OLDER MEN WHO DIG YOUNGER CHICKS
Chicks
Walrus Phil Gordon
Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon, age 58, is the most famous Walrus in Arizona. Check out his latest girlfriend, Elissa Mullany, age 38, who doubles as his fundraiser.
Walrus Mark Sanford
Governor Mark Sanford is one of the most well-known Walruses of 2009. He enjoys writing flowery love letters to his younger amore chick in Argentina.
Walrus Elliot Spitzer
This Walrus prefers expensive 22-year old prostitute chicks.
Walrus Fat Bastard
Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. We're actually not sure if he gets any young chicks.
Walrus Hugh Hefner
The original Walrus. "I am the Walrus."
Walrus Donald Trump
This Walrus is wealthy enough to buy model chicks, because he sure wouldn't get them on his looks alone.
Walrus Nicholas Sarkozy
French President Nicholas Sarkozy uses his political power to get model chicks.
Walrus George Clooney
Actor George Clooney hasn't yet figured out that he's no longer a spring chicken.
Walrus Rob Lowe
Rob Lowe likes his young nanny and once videotaped a 16-year old in his bedroom
Random Scottsdale Walrus
This Scottsdale Walrus trolls the nightclubs telling chicks he's 32.
